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HUNTER: I MEAN IN THEORY IT'S NOT THAT WEIRD
HUNTER: I SAW SO MANY THINGS AT THE CASTLE
HUNTER: SOOOOOO MANY

Bootyyyshaker9000: Was kissing a regular thing at the castle?

HUNTER: AMONG OTHER THINGS

[There is]

[A long pause.]

[Hunter reads romance stories.]

[But did he read anything more then PG-13? Would Belos have made sure that was part of his education? WOULD A PURITAN? DOES HE-DOES HE KNOW-]

Bootyyyshaker9000: A sudden thought hit and I do have to check, but were you given The Talk in regards to normal procreation practices?

[ donnie pls ]

HUNTER: THE WHAT

[ no way belos ever gave him the talk, ]

[There is a delay.]

[He remembers all the hours of research he had to do to guess how puberty would go for his family.]

[All. That. Scaly. Art.]

[He thought he was done with this war.]

Bootyyyshaker9000: Do you know what all those romance books elude to when the hero and heroine get married?

[ you're doing this to yourself, donnie ]

HUNTER: UH, YEAH
HUNTER: HOW DUMB DO YOU THINK I AM

Edited 2023-01-03 00:30 (UTC)

[HE WORRIES]

Bootyyyshaker9000: This is not about dumb so much as a keen awareness of how badly a zealot can and will mess up the sex ed of teenagers who need factual and helpful information so they can make some proper life choices instead of flying in blind.
Bootyyyshaker9000: This is about a concern on a lack of information, not your intelligence.

HUNTER: WAIT
HUNTER: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SEX??

Bootyyyshaker9000: Yes.

HUNTER: OMT
HUNTER: WELL OKAY THEN NO THAT NEVER CAME UP WITH BELOS
HUNTER: HE DIDN'T EVEN LET ME MAKE FRIENDS, MUCH LESS ANYTHING ROMANTIC OR
HUNTER: UH
HUNTER: LETS JUST SAY THE FIRST TIME I TOLD HIM ABOUT A SCOUT THAT MADE MY STOMACH DO WEIRD THINGS, HE REASSIGNED THEM TO THE TOES AND QUARANTINED ME IN MY ROOM FOR TWO WEEKS
HUNTER: SAID I WAS SICK

Bootyyyshaker9000: I am, unfortunately, not the least bit surprised to here that. Stupid abstinence education, absolutely does more harm than good for literally everyone involved.
Bootyyyshaker9000: DId you research it on your own, or....?

HUNTER: DO ROMANCE NOVELS COUNT

HUNTER: OH AND THERE WAS THE TIME I WALKED INTO DAMIEN'S ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING
HUNTER: BAD IDEA

Bootyyyshaker9000: It depends entirely on how well they're written. At least if it was written for the teenage range, its probably not too bad. You can only give so much misinformation in vagueness.
Bootyyyshaker9000: Walking in on someone is also not terribly informative.
Bootyyyshaker9000: I'm going to hope the library has some good books and if not

Bootyyyshaker9000: I can put together some booklets.

HUNTER: WHY

Bootyyyshaker9000: Because its been proven time and time again, NOT knowing about this stuff is more likely to cause more problems than to prevent them.
Bootyyyshaker9000: Maybe a few hours of embarrassment versus life time consequences of not knowing better.
Bootyyyshaker9000: Even if you're aroace, it can help determine that.

HUNTER is typing...
HUNTER is typing...

HUNTER has entered text.

HUNTER: WAIT IS THIS LIKE THE BI THING LUZ HAD TO EXPLAIN TO US

Bootyyyshaker9000: That is correct, yes. I'm not sure how much it matters when, quite surprisingly, Boiling Isles Society doesn't seem to pass judgement on who you date, but its likely the preferences do still exist and those preferences have names.

HUNTER: OH YEAH WE STILL HAVE THEM, IT'S JUST NOT A BIG DEAL
HUNTER: ITS LIKE HAVING A FAVORITE FLAVOR OF EYE SCREAM
HUNTER: SOME PEOPLE ARE PICKY, SOME PEOPLE AREN'T
HUNTER: BUT IT SEEMED IMPORTANT TO LUZ SO OF COURSE WE SUPPORTED HER
HUNTER: ALSO GUS WAS SUPER EXCITED TO WAVE FLAGS

Edited 2023-01-03 01:05 (UTC)

Bootyyyshaker9000: It is a rather big deal if her earth is like my earth.
Bootyyyshaker9000: Also Gus is valid, its fun to wave flags.
Bootyyyshaker9000: Aroace is specifically aromantic and aesexual, which means a lack of romantic or sexual attraction to others, with generally minimal or no interest in said activities associated with those.

HUNTER: OH
HUNTER: HUH
HUNTER: WELL I LIKE ROMANCE IN THEORY SO I GUESS NOT THAT
HUNTER: AND UH

[ Oh wait. this is the part where he needs to tell Donnie isn't it? Muck. Oh titan. ]

HUNTER: I DO HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE

Bootyyyshaker9000: You do?
Bootyyyshaker9000: Who?

HUNTER: YOU CAN'T BE MAD
HUNTER: PROMISE ME

Bootyyyshaker9000: I am immediately concerned, but there is also not a person I can think of that I would be mad at you for getting a crush on.
Bootyyyshaker9000: Plenty where I would be extremely judgemental of your tastes.
Bootyyyshaker9000: But not mad.

HUNTER: OKAY WELL

[ He takes a DEEP BREATH in real life. ]

HUNTER: LEO

Edited 2023-01-03 01:24 (UTC)

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