pyrighteous | [IC] [Snek] Continuations

I have so many contingency plans when it involves my family, Hunter.

So many.

And none of them are about them dating.

At least Leo is definitely attracted to guys, so at least there's that much.

Yeah I um. I did read the dating profile post.

... I guess it was useful after all.

It was very enlightening in several ways.

Anyway, step one, orientation isn't a problem.

Step two, I am definitely making sure you have a sex education because I don't know how much attention Leo actually paid my presentations, so if, iiiif anything happens, at least one of you is properly educated.

Step three, if there is one thing tromping around his head has showed me, its that Leo is blind on positive affection that is not properly expressed, so I don't think subtle is an option.

[ Oh my titan that is so much. Hunter stares at him. ]

Wait - I have to do HOMEWORK first?

Yes.

It will be the easiest part of courting Leonardo 'I'm allergic to honest feelings' Hamato.

-- no, I want to do homework! I've always wanted to try it! Luz showed me this "low-fee beats" thing with homework and it looks incredibly cozy.

They are incredibly cozy and very nice when I'm not in the mood for dubstep.

I'll let you my music player, there's some lofi beats on it.

Thank you.

[ wait there were other things weren't there. ]

-- uh how blind is blind?

Hunter, he doubts how much we love him.

Mikey literally ripped a hole in the universe to bring him back and I showed him that, and he's STILL feeling doubt.

He doesn't even have a cane for walking blind.

...............

Okay you make an excellent point.

On the bright side, it gives you plenty of time to test out your own feelings and figure out where you're at before broaching the subject with him.

But if you decide a relationship is what you want to pursue, we'll probably need fireworks and a stupid amount of flowers.

Literal fireworks and flowers?

You think its not enough?

I just have no idea where to get them.

We'll figure it out when we get to that step.

R-right. Um.

What are some things he likes in the meantime?

Jupiter Jim, pizza, tea I'll text you a list of flavors, sci fi in general, kung fu media, skatboarding, spa days, compliments, seriously give him all the compliments, he will either be insufferable, or melt, and he loves unicorn merch.

He likes to win and compete, but you can't give him a win, he'd know if you were holding back.

[ Hunter scrambles to write this down. ]

Oh - um - that's a long list -

I know what my twin likes.

I can also tell you what fabrics he prefers. He isn't as big into the texture thing as me, but he definitely has things he prefers.

[He will also repeat the previous list.]

[ writing ... writing ... ]

I wanna know that too. Maybe I can make him a unicorn jacket?

Just make sure there's blue in there, and he'll be delighted.

But what you should really make him?

Is a unicorn onesie.

I can give you his measurements.

...

Are you sure that's what he really wants?

I assure you, he will be absolutely delighted for a unicorn onesie.

Wait, what do unicorns look like on the Boiling Isles?

Uh, like a snorse with a horn in the middle of their heads?

And what does-

Actually.

[Staff in hand. Time to make a screen and just show a picture of unicorns, from artsy to MLP.]

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