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[OOC] Folkmore IC Inbox

[ Instead of a welcome message, there's just muffled noises as Hunter tries and fails to get his comm to do what he wants it to do. ]

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Long story

[Still interested?]

THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY START

[ Yup. ]

The turtles and I used to be enemies I tried to wipe out humanity They stopped me but not before a suit of armor devoured part of my soul Now I'm on the run for war crimes and revealing the existence of yokai to the world I went into hiding on the surface Michelangelo discovered me there then forced shelter and rehabilitation on me against my will For some reason his family humored this I was told that if I was going to hide amongst the humans however I had to get a job And that's how I wound up running a high school cafeteria for human pupae

[There you have it: the rise and fall of Baron Draxum.]

OH WOW YOU WEREN'T KIDDING

FOR THE RECORD I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR TRYING TO WIPE OUT HUMANITY
BUT ALSO: WHY?

[Draxum probably deserves to be judged for that, but it's nice not to be written off all the same. That would be a dealbreaker for most people. If anyone could understand, he thought it'd be Hunter, but you never know for certain until the truth comes out.]

Humans have oppressed my kind for millennia When I learned of a prophecy that foretold the destruction of all yokai I assumed it would be at their hands

[ Yeah well Hunter shares some anti-human sentiment in theory at least, if not so much in practice any more. ]

........... OH YEAH
THAT WAS A BAD MOVE
PROPHECIES ALWAYS DO THAT

Be vague and annoying ?

AND LEAD YOU TO DO EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO DO

[Well, the good news is there's no way Draxum is going to miss the Guard's call tonight. That's a thought that's going to keep him wide awake for a week.]