[Snek] IC Inbox

[pyrighteous]

“This is Hunter! I don’t understand the human custom of instructing people to leave messages after a beep, but here it is! Beep!”

Comments

Re: this post is all shiny and new. breaking it.

[pyrighteous]

HUNTER: YEAH??
HUNTER: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'D WANT?

[neonleon]

primetime: u ever hear of a pine marten ?
primetime: if not i can describe them

[pyrighteous]

HUNTER: NOT SPECIFICALLY BUT
HUNTER: DESCRIBE IT?

[neonleon]

primetime: about the size of a housecat
primetime: proportions like a short legged fox
primetime: face like a round ferret

[pyrighteous]

HUNTER: OH
HUNTER: I KNOW WHAT ALL OF THOSE THINGS ARE
HUNTER: MYTHICAL EARTH CREATURES MAKE PERFECT PALISMEN TBH

[neonleon]

primetime: yeah u get it
primetime: like the first thought was unicorn but that could just be too on the nose u kno?
primetime: so pine marten

[pyrighteous]

HUNTER: I MEAN
HUNTER: I LOVE AND RESPECT YOUR FONDNESS FOR UNICORNS
HUNTER: BUT THEY STILL ROVE THE ISLES IN PACKS LOOKING FOR TRASH

[neonleon]

primetime: yeah didnt feel right
primetime: pine martens are cool tho
primetime: thats fine right ?

[pyrighteous]

HUNTER: OH YEAH OF COURSE
HUNTER: AND I WOULD STILL MAKE YOU A UNICORN IF YOU WANT

HUNTER: WHAT ABOUT A PINE MARTEN WITH A UNICORN HORN?

[neonleon]

primetime: wouldnt that be like
primetime: dangerously pointy ?

[pyrighteous]

HUNTER: PALISMEN ARE ALLOWED TO BE DANGEROUSLY POINTY
HUNTER: BUT I COULD MAKE IT ROUNDED TOO

[neonleon]

primetime: if u think itd look better that way

[pyrighteous]

HUNTER: LET ME TRY A COUPLE OF WAYS
HUNTER: IT’LL BE EASY TO REMOVE IT IT LOOKS WEIRD

[neonleon]

primetime: yeah sure
primetime: i trust u u know more about this than me

[pyrighteous]

HUNTER: I MEAN, YEAH, BUT I WANT YOU TO LIKE IT

[neonleon]

primetime: hey
primetime: its coming from u of course im gonna like it

[pyrighteous]

HUNTER: WELL YES
HUNTER: BUT
HUNTER: THERE’S LIKING IT AND THEN LIKING IT

[neonleon]

primetime: i mean yeah
primetime: i am saying the second one so were clear

[pyrighteous]

HUNTER: WELL I'M STILL GOING TO GET A GOOD GRADE IN BOYFRIEND

[neonleon]

primetime: babe u already had that
primetime: everything now is just extra credit

[pyrighteous]

HUNTER: WAIT REALLY
HUNTER: HOW DID I DO THAT??

[neonleon]

primetime: being an awesome boyfriend thats how

[pyrighteous]

HUNTER: OKAY BUT
HUNTER: I WANT TO KEEP DOING THAT

[neonleon]

primetime: u already are
primetime: idk ur nice ur considerate ur fun and arent super evil
primetime: hard to be a bad bf when ur doin everything right

[pyrighteous]

HUNTER: OH
HUNTER: IM MEETING ALL OF YOUR STANDARDS?